The End Of The World?

I'll admit that I know almost nothing about The Rapture, but the way it was once described to me goes something like this: Some people will either disappear or float up, up and away, and heathens like me will still be here afterwards. It's not the end of the world unless you're counting on mass destruction from suddenly-driverless vehicles crashing and suddenly-pilotless airplanes falling out of the sky, and stuff like that.

Somebody who knows more about the subject than I do may disagree with the above, but here is my prediction for tomorrow: The Rapture is really going to happen. That's right. I'm saying it will happen, but it won't take anybody.

Mark my word. You'll see!

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